2 months ago
165,722 notes

alberoni:

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

2 months ago
11,688 notes

zackisontumblr:

punkmonksteven:

zackisontumblr:

how i feel about cute boys

it’s just like real life

2 months ago
216,742 notes

blairsreverie:

a-little-eye-magic:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

hail lord satan

this is the most beautiful piece of poetry i’ve ever read

2 months ago
82,556 notes

starksfell:

when lyrics are so good u just

2 months ago
125,883 notes

loowholockian:

stridork:

i swear to god im attractive if you get me in the right light

2 months ago
81,862 notes

meggannn:

alphaqueer:

if you go to buy a novel that’s been adapted into a movie and you choose the cover with the actors instead of the original cover, i swear to fucking god i will track you down and hug you so hard for choosing to read a book at all regardless of the fucking cover and the opinions of book elitists

#I did not expect that sentence to go the way it did

2 months ago
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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

tristamateer:

please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

Oh my dick definitely my dick