I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation
how i feel about cute boys
it’s just like real life
I JUST CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS WAS PLAYING WHEN I SAW THIS GIF AND.
i
this fucking website
THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANT HAHHAHHA
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
hip rotation
booty sensation
ETERNAL DAMNATION
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
hail lord satan
this is the most beautiful piece of poetry i’ve ever read
i swear to god im attractive if you get me in the right light
if you go to buy a novel that’s been adapted into a movie and you choose the cover with the actors instead of the original cover, i swear to fucking god i will track you down and hug you so hard for choosing to read a book at all regardless of the fucking cover and the opinions of book elitists
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see youOh my dick definitely my dick